Then the
alternative rears it's nonplussed, utterly unimpressed head. An
intimidating posse of 20 surly old year old Kenyan business men
wondering what these faintly ridiculous mzungu kids are doing
prancing in incomprehensible and irritating circles in front of them.
I am suddenly very glad we decided not to include the 'let's all
create playdough alien's!' exercise at least before we've met each
group. All I can do is make like Lucy and trust to God rocking up at
the 11th hour, and giving us a receptive and
enthusiastic class.
It feels too early when I wake up. As I crawl out
of bed I become aware of the water pump roaring, as though for a
shower, only louder than usual. I cast around feebly for a victim to
hang my pissed-off hat on, but I know no one is really up and having
a shower at this time of night. An investigation of the hall and shower confirm what I already suspect. It's just the house doing what
it does best, royally screwing us over with precision-planned timing.
The sound of
rain is deafening, it seems to be inside the house. In and out of the
thunder I hear squealing. I prepare myself for the worst.
I return to my room and open the door to a scene from Jumanji. I seem to have rolled 'monsoon'
on the magic dice. The deluge is confined exclusively to the area
over my bed.
Lucky? To have
got out of bed in the nick of time. My midnight melodrama of mood
dwelled grimly on my narrow escape from certain death. To be fair,
the water tank had actually just exploded above my head.
Thank the lord
for my laptop being down stairs and not on the floor. Money,
hairdryer, straighteners, ipod, all in my suitcase which now looks
like a miniature ornamental pond with murderously floating electrical
devices, all plugged into the plug rank I bought for a mere 400
shillings.
Someone turns
the power off, and sorts the tank out. I lift not a finger but sit
downstairs unhelpfully weeping. Josh lends me his hoodie and I sleep
on a too short sofa under a couple of Amy's scarves, all very pretty
but not particularly distinguished for their thermal qualities. Amy's
bed is already soaked from the reservoir of water dripping down
through my mattress from the top bunk. We both get a little
hysterical, she is good at diverting a potential psychological
breakdown into a giggling fit. Tomorrow, or next week, maybe next
year, I might find it genuinely pretty funny. It's not even 2 am yet.
The nightly
canine cacophony strikes up on queue. It's finally quiet circa 3.24
am.
After about
five minutes peace, a tiny yap from what must be Satan's chihuahua.
Like the first nervous clap of a controversial applause, started by
someone who normally does not dare to initiate such things, there's a
wickedly expectant and self-satisfied pause before the barks begin to
roll round the neighbourhood once again.
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